Review: It’s pretty easy to make false assumptions about this site, like – you don’t know how to talk dirty in this day and age?! What could be easier, especially since both sexes swear so freely in front of each other nowadays? But actually this concept is a good one, especially for an Ebook. A lot of people do not know how to spice up their love life with a bit of suggestive seducing and creative cursing. They were either raised in a household where use of colorful language was frowned upon or was simply never used. It may sound absurd to some of us who swear and use suggestive terms on a regular basis but it is very difficult for some people to cross the barrier between thinking dirty and speaking it, particularly during sex.
I’m about to give you a preview of things to come, if you’re up for it, here’s a list of 15 dirty talk phrases.
Just go up to your man the moment you can and gently whisper a handful of your favorite ones into his ear and watch what happens.
- “I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”
- “I want to get naked with you right now.”
- “Do you like the way that feels?”
- “Use your mouth on me.”
- “I love the things you do with your tongue.”
- “You’re so damn gorgeous.”
- “Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”
- “Tell me what you want.”
- “This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”
- “It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”
- “You taste so good.”
- “Come over here and ride me hard.”
- “Your wish is my command.”
- “I want to feel those sweet lips all over me.”
- “I’m going to suck you like a lollipop.”
I’ve got to admit, the suck you like a lollipop almost stopped me from nodding off, but not quite. This list tells me a lot more about the author, Denise Brienne, than it does about dirty talk. I also feel compelled to point out that whenever a girl says to me “Tell me what you want” two things arise, neither of them a penis. Firstly it indicates she has no sexual imagination or initiative, and secondly, when I tell her what I want it’s usually followed by the indignant reply, “I’m not doing that?!” My question is, “So why ask?”
Value for money: $27 seems like reasonable value for money when you consider you get the talking dirty guide and three bonuses – “101 Hardcore Dirty Talk Examples”, “How to Captivate Your Lover”, “15 Secrets To Spice Up Your Love Life”. It may help the sexually repressed and the terminally shy, but I think it would be far more helpful to offer just “How To Talk Dirty” for $10. Useful or not, $27 is too much to pay for a #$%^! Ebook.
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